Do people write each other love letters any more?
— An Epistolary Romance (with Mix Tapes)
My Dearest & Most Cherished AER(WMT),
Beats the shit out of me. I’ve been with the same dude for thirteen years and the closest to a love letter I’ve ever gotten is a post-it on the oven that says “light on the cheese on my side of the pizza please.” The last “love note” I got was in 1994 and it was mostly Hermann Hesse quotes.
Yours in Faithfulness & c.,
Dr. Mrs. Rebecca Schuman, M.F.A., M.A., Ph.D.